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We are extremely happy and excited to present our first series of stuff available for purchase, immediately! We're not going to beg you to buy anything, but you totally should.

Check out our shop for more products. Do you have clever thoughts or stupid questions? You can share them with us. Disclaimer: we reserve the right to ignore you if you're being an asshole. Nobody wants to talk to an asshole.

We pride ourselves in providing products of the highest level of quality that we are able to produce. Like, if we had to choose a level for our quality it would be eleven. That's how high we go. Here, you will find that everything is way beyond 'just average'.


Maybe you're not ready to commit to a full purchase yet. We want to let you know that feeling that way is a-okay. If you're still interested in supporting us, feel free to donate! No one is stopping you.